Cats are ruining your marriage.
If you’ve ever been in a relationship where the cat has been your primary partner, you know that this is not a good thing.
Cats can’t be trusted to be responsible for their own happiness, and there is a serious chance that if the cat isn’t in your life at all times, you’ll end up miserable and unfulfilled.
And if you’re dating someone who’s a cat person, that may not be so bad.
So, before you decide to get married or move into a house with a cat, know your options.